Butter Coffee in Little Italy

On the corner of Mulberry Street and Broome, right near the heart of Little Italy in NYC, is the creamiest coffee you could imagine.

This buttery beverage is made with grass-fed butter from moo cows, MCT oil, and delicious organic coffee. It runs $6.50 for the classic, roughly the same price as a hit of Chinatown heroin.

MCT oil, medium-chain triglycerides, are a special kind of fatty acid with supposed health benefits. According to one research publication:

Greater rise in fat oxidation with medium-chain triglyceride consumption relative to long-chain triglyceride is associated with lower initial body weight and greater loss of subcutaneous adipose tissue”

Translation: this stuff is supposed to burn fat. Which is good, because the delicious pizza across the street does exactly the opposite.

The name of the shop that sells this creamy caffeinated concoction is Greecologies, a Greek yogurt place for hot white girls.

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